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Hey!

I’m Britt (they/them) and I’m a queer+neurodivergent gamer, streamer and all-around nerd! ⚡️

I’m a variety streamer and play a little bit of everything! 🎮

I’ve had this blog since I was a kid (and now I’m close to 30 – oof) and share a mix of fandom things, shit posts, and whatever I can find that tickles my fancy though it’s mostly reblogs. ✨

This blog (and my streams) are filled with cursing and mature topics, so you’ve been warned! ⚠️

I share my stream schedule here as well and you can find me on YouTube here! ⬇️

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Hey, friends! 💙 I'm Britt (they/them) and here you can enjoy my chaotic yet cozy content! I’m a variety streamer, so there will be a bit of

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If you have any questions, hit up my inbox! I’m very shy but love making friends and will try my best to answer you back. 💙

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🏷️ List:

#shock streams = stream tag

#anna = wife tag

#<3 = positivity tag

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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

[pastassassins]

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[immortal-goldfish]

reblogging because ashley cant. 

[comeinwiththarain]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

[the-haiku-bot]

If you scroll past this

I am going to assume

your name is Ashley.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[lesbiandomesticity]

together we will create a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no holes punched into the walls so hard that the foundation rocks and cracks. our home will be gentle, it will be warm. i will keep you safe and you will keep me still. no fear, no hurt, no worry. we come from broken and twisted places but together we will build something whole and safe. we will curl around each other like a pair of quotation marks at night, warm and comforted. in the mornings, you’ll sing in the shower again. we will heal, and we will raise a family that doesn’t need to heal.

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[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

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[teathattast]

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[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

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[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[taraljc]

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

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[wangleline]

tiny pogging ferret pictures, for you

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[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[rosesmomhasgotitgoingon]

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

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[hater-of-terfs]

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

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[sugar-drift]

Unfortunately, the Horrors Do Not Cease! Trying to scramble and figure out what to do, since now i have debt from an undriveable car :') It's a great time to grab a holiday gift from my store, a YCH, or a larger art piece for a holiday gift! love you all <3 !

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[squeakitties]

when the housemates are an asexual person, a chastity fetishist and somebody with a lethal peanut allergy

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[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[wizard-email]

obsessed with this

[wizardpotions]

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

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[obsob]

love and kindness and hope makes the world go round !!

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[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.